Leo: Dammit!
Paige: Are Elders even aloud to swear?
Leo: No, but fathers are.
(While all the heads of the Charmed Ones are chopped of)
Paige: Okay, stop arguing, it won't get us anywhere
Piper: We're not getting anywhere, because we have no bodies!
Paige: You've killed the Elders- you could have prevented it! I say castrate him!
Paige: You! Oh my God! You're sick! What's wrong with you?! You are disgusting!
Chris: No!
Paige: You are some creepy pervert criminal from the future!
Chris: No, no, no!
Paige: Oh God, you're so gross!
Chris: No, I'm Piper and Leo's son.
Paige: What?!
Phoebe: Who is Nathalie?
Piper: She's a bitc...
Leo: A collegue Whitelighter. See, we're finishing each other sentences?
Piper: That's not what I wanted to say.
Phoebe: I slept with my boss
Piper: Jason?
Phoebe: No, Elise! Ofcourse Jason!
Piper: Tell me again how screwed we are
Prue: We're so screwed
Piper: Thanks
Jeric: Who are you?
Cole: Oh, Cole Turner. I used to be the Source of all Evil
Piper: Watch out! Pregnant lady with shopping!
Phoebe: What's wrong with Piper?
Leo: They gave her paperbags instead op plastic one's.
Phoebe: Good morning! Should I pour you some coffee, honey? Can you see something new about me?
Piper: Engagement ring. Show it, or i throw the coffee over your head!
Piper (to Prue): You are the only Halliwel who likes earthquakes!
Prue: I don't like them. I just don't go running around naked, while I''m screaming my head off!
Phoebe: Come on, I was wearing flipflops.
Phoebe: According the Book of Shadows was one of our ancestors a witch called Melinda Warren.
Piper: Great, and we have an alcoholic cousin and a father who is invisible...
Elf Nanny: Welcome Elder!
Piper: No, he's not an Elder, he's just my husband. He is just wearing this robes because... Why are you wearing them again?
Leo: It was windy up there.
Paige: Kiss the hand of La Paige!
Piper: Don't act so blond
Prue: Who else would want to kill us?
Phoebe: Well, you were a bit bitchy against the mailman yesterday. You know how touchy he can be...
Phoebe: You just said something...
Paige: I did? Was it smart?
Darryl: I left 4 messages, does nobody understand the magic of a phone?
Phoebe: What do we got to lose?
Piper: Apparently, our clothes.
Phoebe: I can see that..
(Phoebe undresses herself)
Piper: Stop! No! What are you doing?
Phoebe: Well, if you're in Rome, act like the Romans do.
Piper: We're not in Rome! We're in California. It's illegal here!
Phoebe: It's fully natural. Do it, come on!
Piper: God, this is ridiculous, can I at least keep on my shoes?
Phoebe: Yes, but not more!
Phoebe: Your dead, act like your dead.
Phoebe: Zankou? How do they make up all those names?
Phoebe: Why couldn't you have a boybandsong in your head, like everybody else?!
Prue: No powers, no powers, no powers!
Phoebe: I'm not surprised, I'm not surprised, I'm not surprised!
Prue: To get out of here we have to find the icecreamman.
Phoebe: And how are we going to do that?!
Prue: Oh, i dunno, he´s just standing there!
Victor: Sometimes things just happens without a magical reasons.
Prue: Yeah?
Victor: The car has been towed, Prue.
Prue: Right...
Prue: Do you need a hand?
Phoebe: I need about ten!
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